Ladylike little Licentia loved her live-in lothario, lean, lanky Lucifer. Licentia and Lucifer were likely looking lovers, lacking only a legally licit license to live as one in lewd, licentious Laramie, Louisiana.
Loyal Licentia longed for legality, but languid Lucifer lacked any leaning toward licensing. Life lingered on, lovely little Licentia lamenting, and lackadaisical Lucifer leering lasciviously as he lucked out.
At long last, a lowlife (but likeable) lawyer named Lloyd lounged into lewd, licentious Laramie, Louisiana. Lloyd was legally licensed to link up longtime lovers, and Licentia latched onto him like a flash of lightning. Lamentably, limber Lucifer lit out on the lam, larruping over the landscape like a leapin’ lizard.
Lewd, licentious Laramie, Louisiana liked this not, and licensed lowlife (but likeable) lawyer Lloyd to lasso Lucifer, and to legalize Licentia’s lonely longings.
Loosely lassoed Lucifer looked longingly back on his lost life, lucky Licentia looked lovingly up at Lucifer and they were soon legally linked.
At last Lucifer saw the light and they lived long, legal lives, loving the little ones who littered their living space.
They were forever loyal to lewd, licentious Laramie, Louisiana for letting lowlife (but likeable) lawyer Lloyd lean back and live on his lawyerly laurels.