On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 3d day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 baby aspirin, 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 Metamucil, 5 baby aspirin, 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 prunes a-stewing, 6 Metamucil, 5 baby aspirin, 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
8 long johns flapping, 7 prunes a-stewing, 6 Metamucil, 5 baby aspirin, 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 lads a-serving, 8 long johns flapping, 7 prunes a-stewing, 6 Metamucil, 5 baby aspirin, 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 ladies limping, 9 lads a-serving, 8 long johns flapping, 7 prunes a-stewing, 6 Metamucil, 5 baby aspirin, 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 geezers gazing, 10 ladies limping, 9 lads a-serving, 8 long johns flapping, 7 prunes a-stewing, 6 Metamucil, 5 baby aspirin. 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 curmudgeons squawking, 11 geezers gazing, 10 ladies limping, 9 lads a-serving, 8 long johns flapping,, 7 prunes a-stewing, 6 Metamucil, 5 baby aspirin, 4 packs of Depends, 3 fiber bars, 2 Pepto Bismol and a Tofurky in a fir tree.
Always anticipate a chuckle when opening your email msgs. and never disappointed. Love your humor. See you Monday nite. Hugs, Dot
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Hilarious!
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I loved this! Joan, I read it at work and about fell out of the chair laughing. Thank You so much for sharing!
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