Twelve Aggravations of Christmas: or, Why Was I so Naughty?

On the 1st day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

One long,long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 2nd day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 3d day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 4th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Four crab-by clerks at Cost-co,

Three ti-red tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Five stacks of cards to ad-dress,

Four crabby clerks at Cost-co,

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Six heaps of gifts to glitz wrap,

Five stacks of cards to ad-dress,

Four crab-by clerks at Cost-co,

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 7th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Sev-en Post Of-fice grin-ches,

Six heaps of gifts to glitz wrap,

Five stacks of cards to ad-dress,

Four crab-by clerks at Costco,

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 8th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Eight bar-ren boughs to be-deck,

Sev-en Post Of-fice grin-ches,

Six heaps of gifts to glitz wrap,

Five stacks of cards to ad-dress,

Four crab-by clerks at Cost-co,

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 9th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Nine emp-ty pans for fruit cake,

Eight bar-ren boughs to be-deck,

Sev-en Post Of-fice grin-ches,

Six heaps of gifts to glitz wrap,

Five stacks of cards to ad-dress,

Four crab-by clerks at Cost-co,

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and …

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 10th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Ten car-ol-ers all off key,

Nine emp-ty pans for fruit cake,

Eight bar-ren boughs to be-deck,

Sev-en Post Of-fice grin-ches,

Six heaps of gifts to glitz wrap,

Five stacks of cards to ad-dress,

Four crab-by clerks at Cost-co,

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, long lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and…

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 11th day of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

E-lev-en boo-zy bro-thers,

Ten carol-ers all off key,

Nine empty pans for fruit cake,

Eight bar-ren boughs to be-deck,

Sev-en Post Of-fice grin-ches,

Six heaps of gifts to glitz wrap,

Five stacks of cards to ad-dress,

Four crab-by clerks at Cost-co,

Three tir-ed tots at Tar-get,

Two long, lines at Wal-Mart,

One long, long list for shop-ping and …

…a wild goose in a bare tree.

On the 12th day Of Christmas Saint Nicholas gave to me

Twelve black coals in my stock-ing,

…plus all of the a-bo-ove…and…

…a dead goose in a bare tree.

BAH  HUMBUG

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